Men, These Things Women Really Don’t Like to See on You

You may have come across that list making its round on social media. It shows all the things a woman can do to make her man happy. Essentially, it boils down to just food, sex and time to watch sports. On the flip side, there’s the list of things a guy can do to ensure his gal is equally satisfied. There’s over a hundred items on it.

Now, it’s probably safe to assume as well that if you ask women to list down all the things they don’t want to see on men, the list of cons will be very, very extensive. But really, that may be an exaggeration (one that girls aren’t really happy about, by the way.) Let’s be honest, though, there are things women hate seeing, but it can generally be summed up in just these few items.

These are the things most, if not all, women don’t like seeing on men.
A Lack of Manners

Who wants to show off a disrespectful man? No woman will find you attractive if you lace every sentence with profanity. Women want politeness, courtesy, chivalry. In other words, a gentleman is who gets to win the girl.
Social Media Pictures with Slutty Girls

Nope, women aren’t really impressed with your picture surrounded by other women in tight, revealing dresses. That’s not an accomplishment in their books. It’s just a red flag that you’re so insecure with yourself you need a picture of hot girls to prove you can get hot girls. So just stop.

Stinky Smell

A good scent is an aphrodisiac. Women love men who smell good. So men, make sure you get the stink out! Splurge on a nice cologne. Use a deodorant. Women will definitely notice.
An Overabundance of Confidence

Okay, let’s just go ahead and say it. Cockiness. Women hate it. If you’re going to go about bragging about how ripped you are, or how much you’re getting, expect women to stay away. Women want men. Not immature high school jerks. Women know that cockiness is just a way to mask insecurity. And who wants to deal with that?
Bad Grooming and Fashion Sense

Yeah, fashion may be more of a woman’s thing than a man’s. That doesn’t mean men get a license to look like slobs. Call it superficial, but if men can decide on who to date based on how good a woman looks, then the other side can certainly do it, too.

Here are a few pet peeves that will get men nowhere with the ladies:
Too-big suits – it’s like you’re playing dress up with your daddy’s clothes
Terrible baggy pants – just like the ones Justin Bieber wears. You know, the ones with the crotch almost touching the floor. Do you like the Biebs? Didn’t think so. So why dress like him?
Popped collars – or, God forbid, multiple popped collars. It screams self-entitled douche.
Complicated facial hair topiary – a.k.a weird facial hair. Have a beard or don’t have a beard. Refrain from doing the strange in-between thing (read: soul patch and chin straps).
Going casual at a dress up party – if the party has the women wearing dresses and heels, don’t be the jerk that comes in wearing a baggy baseball shirt. They made an effort, why can’t you?
Ill-fitting jeans – saggy-bummed, light-washed denim is not a good look. Men don’t need to buy expensive jeans, just get those that actually fits well.
Crocs – because no one, NO ONE looks good in Crocs.

So there you have it. Men, if you want to be a hit with the ladies, take heed.